LETTER FROM A FARM KID,
(Now at San Diego MARINE CORPS RECRUIT
TRAINING.)
Dear Ma and Pa,
I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and
Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old
man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick
before all of the places are filled.
I was restless at first because you got to stay in
bed till nearly 6 a.m. but I am getting so I like to
sleep late. Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before
breakfast is smooth your cot, and shine some things.
No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to
split, fire to lay. Practically nothing. Men got to
shave but it is not so bad, there's warm water.
Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice,
cereal, eggs, bacon, etc., but kind of weak on
chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie and
other regular food, but tell Walt and Elmer you can
always sit by the two city boys that live on coffee.
Their food plus yours holds you til noon when you
get fed again. It's no wonder these city boys can't
walk much.
We go on "route marches," which the platoon sergeant
says are long walks to harden us. If he thinks so,
it's not my place to tell him different. A "route
march" is about as far as to our mailbox at home.
Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride
back in trucks.
The country is nice but awful flat. The sergeant is
like a school teacher. He nags a lot. The Captain is
like the school board. Majors and colonels just ride
around and frown. They don't bother you none.
This next one will kill Walt and Elmer with
laughing. I keep getting medals for shooting. I
don't know why. The bulls-eye is near as big as a
chipmunk head and don't move, and it ain't shooting
at you like the Higgett boys at home. All you got to
do is lie there all comfortable and hit it. You
don't even load your own cartridges. They come in
boxes.
Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat
training. You get to wrestle with them city boys. I
have to be real careful though, they break real
easy. It ain't like fighting with that ole bull at
home. I'm about the best they got in this except for
that Tug Jordan from over in Silver Lake. I only
beat him once. He joined up the same time as me, but
I'm only 5'6" and 130 pounds and he's 6'8" and near
300 pounds dry.
Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join
before other fellers get onto this setup and come
stampeding in.
Your loving daughter, Carol
DaVita Inc.
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